Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Hi Guys:
I’m thinking softball is a lot like sex. On a game day, when you know you’re going to get to play, you’re pretty psyched. Warming up before the real action takes place is like foreplay. When the game begins, although it’s the same game between the same lines, the universal axiom applicable to our daily lives takes effect: each game is the same, but different. Drinking beer after is like the poist-coital cuddling we are supposed to do, although to be truthful, some of us need to drink beer during or even before the game to make it all happen.
Lest the non-softballers misinterpret this metaphor as an implication softball has latent if not blatant homosexual undertones (not that there is anything wrong with that), if you got to do what the lucky among us got to do this past Wednesday, May 23, 2012, there is no question you’d all be jealous. It only restates the obvious, acknowledging softball facilitates the male bonding experience, and it is especially rewarding when the bonding males are really good guys (and, yes, I’m aware John Keelan was there).
Inasmuch as any organization is basically only as strong and viable as its leadership and its mission or vision, we of the 65th Infantry Division Senior Travel Team are fortunate to be led by the talented, compassionate and spiritual Chaplain Cesar Jimenez. We exist because Cesar sees softball as a vehicle, as much if not more than as a game, to promote humanitarian efforts.
A bunch of old guys young in spirit, plus a few truly young guys, gathered on a real field of dreams – Roger Dean Stadium – to join in a Fight Against Alzheimer’s Exhibition Senior Softball Game and Presentation Honoring Mr. John Rodriguez, Palm Beach Cardinals Manager. But what made supporting this most worthy cause and honor so rewarding to all of us was the opportunity to recognize, surprise and support one of our own, Richard Kipp, who is valiantly, steadfastly and without ever complaining or asking why me, dealing with the onerous responsibility of providing constant care to his wife, Elaine, who suffers from this dreaded disease.
Personally, I have played softball with Richard and known “Kipp” and Elaine for over 10 years. I am sure everyone would agree there is no sweeter man among us and he plays our game with smarts and skills exhibited by only the best players. I am also sure I speak for everyone in thanking Cesar for organizing this event (as well as the sponsors: Schaefer Drugs of Wellington, Century 21 Tenace Realty, Inc., Prosource Consulting, IT, Paella Grill, and Dispierta Therapeutic Foundation, Inc.)
Cesar and Max Broitman picked two equally accomplished teams which, above all else, demonstrated 90 feet between bases might as well be 90 miles, as senior softballers just can’t get there from here. With the fence distances at 400’ in dead center, 355’ in the power alleys and 330’ down the lines, and the wind blowing in, only Angel DeJesus’s bomb fell in for a base hit, while Keelan, Gerard Stigliano and youthful, major league prospect (6’7” 245 lb) Julio Camacho all crushed balls corralled as just long outs. The combination of the long distance bases and long distances fences yielded a 4 – 3 (if memory serves me correctly?) 6-inning contest.
Hail Cesar for making this wonderful day happen, enabling us to support a most worthy cause, assist in some small way one of our own, whose life has been deeply impacted by this dreaded disease and demonstrate that beyond just playing ball, we can and should contribute to the greater good and be thankful for our good fortune.
On this Memorial Day, may God bless those many for their service to our country and hi to my main man, Matt!
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(aka NEAL KAYE)